Sunday, 27 September 2026

Gold By Jim Bates, iced tea


Wearing a pink tank top and tights, Lindsey Copeland danced out of her corner into the center of the ring. Her opponent, a kid named Frankie she knew from her seventh-grade art class, approached her confidently. She could see him smirking and she knew exactly what he was thinking. You’re going down, little girl. Or something like that. He was a bully in school and thought he was tough stuff. Too bad for him.

Lindsay was fighting in the first round of the first fight of her life. Without stopping she danced right up to him and belted him square in the forehead. Even though he was wearing a boxing helmet, his head snapped back and tears came into his eyes. He blinked them away but it didn’t help. She grinned to herself. Just like Uncle Sid taught me. Take ‘em by surprise.

In a matter of seconds, she hit him twice more, a left in the stomach and then a right cross to the jaw. For a skinny, wisp of a thing, Lindsey had muscle, and her punches were like being hit by cement blocks. They were also unexpected, and Frankie stood stunned before reeling into his corner.

The ref put her hand on Lindsey’s shoulder to stop her from stalking him, “Hold it a minute, sister.” Lindsey looked at her. Her name was Skeeter, a well-respected former boxer, retired now for nearly ten years. Skeeter winked. “Nice couple of shots there.” She raised Lindsey’s arm. “The winner! Technical knockout.” The crowd of about fifty or so cheered and applauded. Then Skeeter guided the young boxer to her corner and said to her uncle. “Well done, Sidney. You’ve got a good little fighter there. See you in the next round.”

Uncle Sid helped Lindsey out of her gloves and gave her a high-five. He grinned. “Excellent work. Next time remember to keep your right up a little more. But that first left jab to the forehead was awesome.”
            Lindsey spit her mouthguard into her hand and said, “Thanks, Uncle Sid.” Then she took a long drink from her water bottle. Her heart was pounding, adrenaline running through her like a freight train. Man, that was fun!

Uncle Sid wrapped a towel around her shoulders and prepared to lead her out of the ring. She glanced at Freddie’s corner, hoping he was okay. He was. He had his gloves off and gave her the thumbs-up sign. Good. She liked to box; she just didn’t want to hurt anyone. Not too bad at least.

She was fighting in the U12 class, twelve years old and under. It was a round-robin tournament, and she was the only girl fighting. She was sure all the guys thought she’d be a pushover. Ha! Too bad for them. Talk to Freddie. He still looked a little crossed-eyed.

            At five feet two inches, Lindsey was tall for her age. And skinny. “You’re like a broomstick,” her Aunt Claire had told her when she’d first come to live with them a year ago. “I’ve got to put some meat on those bones.”

            So began meals of pancakes and eggs in the morning, roasted chicken and mashed potatoes at noon, and roast beef and gravy and garden-fresh string beans at night. Or some variation thereof. Lindsey ate it all, happily, because she was always hungry. But she never gained an ounce.

            Uncle Sid smiled six months later when his wife complained about their niece’s lack of weight gain. “Don’t worry about it, Claire.” He turned to Lindsey. “Show her what you’ve got.” Lindsey proudly flexed her arm, showing off her newly developed muscle. “See,” he winked at his niece and gave Claire a one-armed hug. “It’s all muscle.”

            “Humph!” Then she grinned good-naturedly. “Well, I guess that’s okay, then.” She really did want her niece to succeed, because, after all, her life hadn’t been a bed of roses up until then.

            Claire’s mother, Brittany, was a sales rep for a medium-sized publishing house. She was a free-spirited woman who traveled the country meeting with clients and was only home maybe twenty percent of the time. She’d had Lindsey when she was thirty-five, telling her younger sister when she told her she was pregnant, “I think I’ll give it a try. You know this mother thing.”

            Claire was aghast. “Brit, you can’t approach being a mother like that.” She’d raised three sons and knew what it took. Plus, all the time she’d been raising the three boys she’d had a full-time job doing bookkeeping for Willard’s Construction, the company her husband, Lindsey’s Uncle Sid, worked for.

            “Sure, I can, little Sis,” Claire had said, uncorking a bottle of wine. “Watch me.” She’d poured two classes. “Here’s to us.”

Claire had dealt with the demon alcohol off and on for years until she’d quit on the day after her thirtieth birthday. That had been twenty years ago. She picked up the glass and poured it down the drain. “No thank you.”

They were in the kitchen on the twelfth floor of Brittany’s townhouse in downtown Minneapolis. Brit paid dearly for the million-dollar view of the Mississippi River and Saint Anthony Falls and the Stone Arch Bridge. Which was a shame, Claire thought, because her sister was hardly ever there. To say she had a wandering spirit was putting it mildly, just like a shoestring relative of theirs, Axel Clappert, who, rumor had it, had headed west to California during the 1849 gold rush, never to be heard from again.

Claire poured a glass of water. “I wish you’d reconsider.”

Brittany guzzled her White Zinfandel and poured another. “I already have, Sis. The light is green for go.”

Claire had had all she could take. “Well, fine. It’s not you that I’m concerned about,” she said, walking to the door. “It’s your unborn child.”

Brittany laughed. “My child?” She drank from her glass and walked toward her sister, swaying slightly. “You mean my daughter, don’t you?”

Claire’s eyes went wide. “Daughter?”

“Yeah, sis. I’ve been checked. It’s a she. I’m calling her Lindsey.”

In spite of her anger toward her oldest sister’s irresponsible behavior, Claire had to smile. After raising her three boys, it’d be nice to have a daughter in the family.

It was good she felt that way, because she became a surrogate mother right off the bat, driving downtown nearly every day from her and Sid’s home in Orchard Lake, twenty miles west of Minneapolis.

Pretty soon, it was clear that Brittany was more than willing to turn over bringing up Lindsay to Claire. Sleepovers at her aunt and uncle’s became long weekends which became a week, then two. Then a month. Then an entire summer.

Finally, Sid said to Claire, “Why don’t we just have her live with us full-time? She could go to school out here. She’s already got a bunch of friends.” He smiled at his wife and gave her a hug. “She could be the daughter you never had.”

Claire laughed and kissed him on the cheek. “She already is.”

Sid grinned. “My point.”

At first reluctant, Brittany finally relented. “Go ahead,” she finally said after relentless pressuring by Claire. It was the summer Lindsay was just starting fourth grade. “It’s for the best.”

Years later, Claire would always remember how happy both sisters seemed. For entirely different reasons. Brittany wasn’t cut out to be a mother. Claire was. And she loved her niece. Even to the point of indulging her desire to become a boxer.

“I just don’t get it,” Claire told her when she’d first broached the subject. “Why boxing?”

“Why not?” Lindsey pointed at her uncle who had just come home from work. “Uncle Sid did.” Which was true. Sid had boxed right up through high school and into college when he’d hung up the gloves for good, saying to everyone he was sick of getting beaten to a pulp. Plus, he was starting to get headaches and boxing wasn’t helping them any. Plus, he’d met Claire.

“I don’t mind you boxing,” she’d told him. “I just mind seeing you get your ass kicked.”

She had a point. Truth be told, Sid had more enthusiasm for the sport than skill. But at least he was smart, smart enough to listen to Claire anyway. He quit soon after.

But he still liked the idea of fighting, especially the one-on-one aspect of it. He watched fights on YoTube and when Lindsey joined him in watching he didn’t think anything of it. Claire didn’t mind. Too, much. Except for occasionally shaking her head and muttering, “I don’t see the point.”

But there was something in Lindsey that attracted her to the idea of proving herself in the ring. She watched a lot of women boxers and had Uncle Sid teach her the rudiments. So, when her high school announced over the summer that it was going to field a boxing team, Lindsey begged and pleaded to be allowed to join. Uncle Sid was overjoyed, Claire less so. But she reluctantly went along saying, “As long as she doesn’t get hurt.” She poked a finger in Sid’s chest. “Train her well.” To Lindsey she said, “I only want you to have fun. When it’s not fun anymore, tell me, and that’ll be that.”

“Okay,” Aunt Claire, Lindsey had said. She was thrilled.

Over summer she’d trained with Sid and by the time fall came around, it was apparent she was a natural. She was fast on her feet and skillful with her punches. She caught the eye of her coach, Soren Blackstone, a history teacher and former boxer himself. He took her aside that first month and said, “There’s a tournament in Minneapolis in November. Talk to your folks. I think you should be in it.”

She’d talked to Sid and Claire and uncle and they’d agreed to let her box. She was ecstatic.

And she’d won her first round.

The second round was against a kid named Bucky. He was tall and thin like she was. He was also as skillful as Lindsey and hit her hard four times to every one of hers. Fortunately for Lindsey, one of her punches bloodied Bucky’s nose and the fight was stopped. They bumped gloves when it was over. “Sorry about that,” Lindsey said, pointing to the towel Bucky was holding up to his nose. It was turning red.

In spite of the blood, Bucky grinned. “That’s okay. It was fun.”

Lindsey went back to her corner and drank from her water bottle thinking that Bucky seemed like a good guy.

Sid gave her a high five. “Way to go Tiger. You’re in the finals.”

 The next day, Lindsey found Alex Young. He was a short, muscular kid who hit Lindsey without mercy. She took every hit and gave him more back, punching with four or five left and right jabs to every full-blown swing. She also kept moving. In fact, she wore him out. By the end of the third and final round, after boxing for nearly six minutes, Alex was exhausted. Lindsey could see it in his eyes. He even had trouble holding his arms up. Finally, the moment she’d been waiting for happened. He dropped his guard. Lindsey hit him with a hard one-two punch to the head that sent him stumbling backward. He fell into the ropes and pitched forward, falling to the mat, too tired to get to his feet. She’d won.

Lindsey was awarded a gold medal on blue ribbon for first place.

That night at home she sat down with Sid and Claire. They were celebrating with pizza and ice cream. When she was finished, she said,

“You guys, I’ve been thinking.”

“About what?” Claire asked.

“About the next tournament?” Sid asked grinning. “You’re quite the fighter, you know.”

Lindsey smiled. “I know. I love boxing.”

Claire could tell something was up. She reached over and rubbed her niece’s shoulder. “What up, honey?”

“Well, I have to say that I like boxing. I just don’t like hurting those guys.”

“It’s part of the sport, though,” Sid said.

“I know. It just doesn’t seem right.”

Claire looked at Sid. “We promised to let her decide.”

“I know.” Sid looked at Lindsey and smiled. “Do whatever you want, sweetheart. Your aunt and I will support you.”

Lindsey smiled, relieved. “Good. Here’s what I’d.” And she told them and when she was done, her aunt and uncle couldn’t have been happier.

Lindsey continued to box. She also became an assistant coach and helped Soren Blackburn train hundreds of boxers. She went to college and got a degree in physical education and teaches at Orchard Lake High School.

And she has a gold medal she keeps hanging on the wall in her bedroom to remind her of that one tournament. The tournament when she not only won but met her future boyfriend and then husband and father to her two girls, both pretty good boxers themselves. 

about the author


Jim lives in a small town in Minnesota. He loves to write! His stories and poems have appeared in over 500 online and print publications. To learn more and to see all of his work, check out his blog at: www.theviewfromlonglake.wordpress.com.

Saturday, 26 September 2026

Saturday sample:Face to Face with the Fuhrer bY Gill james, coffee,


She looked at the young man curled up in the doorway. He seemed to be sleeping peacefully, at least. She would try her best not to wake him. She must get inside though. This meeting was really important.

It was getting worse. It showed up more at this time of day anyway. They got lost in the crowds as the day wore on. Somebody should do something.

This one looked about the same age as she was then. Goodness, something like this  - or worse – could have so easily happened to her. 

It wasn’t as bad, now, as it had been then. Not yet. It was similar enough though.  It was as if it was all starting over again. Nobody had really believed it back then either.

Could she do this? Well, she’d have to try. Gingerly she stepped over him. This sort of thing wasn’t so easy any more. She cursed. Why did people have to get old?

He stirred slightly. The smell was awful. Then, to add to the bad body odour, he farted. It was a bad one and suggested an upset stomach.

No wonder with the sort of food he probably has to eat.

She fumbled in her handbag and found her purse. She slipped out a large note, looked over her shoulder to see that no one was watching and posted it into his begging tin.

Don’t you dare spend it on drugs or alcohol, young man.

She knew she shouldn’t do it, really. There were systems in place to deal with these people but they just weren’t working fast enough. She’d always preferred a more direct method. Wait for the authorities and you’d wait forever. Sometimes you need to stop them anyway. The authorities aren’t always right.

She pushed open the door. In seconds the world of the young man was left behind. Now she was in the plush foyer of the five star hotel where she was to meet the reporter. She recognised the soft notes of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons – wasn’t that Spring playing? Nice.

She sat down on one of the overstuffed armchairs. Goodness, the carpet was so thick here and the parquet area round the reception desk so polished.

She watched some of the guests going up to the reception desk.  All furs and smart shoes. Not her scene really. She smiled to herself. Actually, though, no less than she deserved after all of that.

A waiter, all in black and white, made his way over to her. “May I help you madam?”

“Can you bring me a pot of black coffee, please?”

“Certainly, madam.”

She was getting into her stride now. Yes, she would be able to tackle that reporter, she was sure.

The coffee arrived. She took a sip. It was very good.  This was the life most certainly. Now then, what should she tell the reporter when he arrived?        

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About the author.  

Gill James writes novels for and short fiction for children, adults and young adults. Face to Face with the FĂĽhrer is the fourth novel in her Schellberg cycle of novels that are set mainly in Nazi Germany. She has also written a science fiction series for young adults as well as occasional short stories and flash fiction series.  

She is published by Chapeltown Books, Tabby Cat Press, The Red Telephone and Butterfly. She is a part-time Lecturer in Creative Writing and she formerly worked as a senior lecturer. She has published several academic papers.  

Hers stories published on Litro, CafeLit, Alfie Dog, Ether Books and in several anthologies.

She offers workshops on creative writing, book-building, creative writing in other languages and the Holocaust and life in Nazi Germany.

Reviews by Gill can be found in Armadillo Magazine, IBBY, Troubador and on her own web site. 

Member of the Society of Authors, the Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators and the National Society of Writers in Education, Gill has an MA in Writing for Children and PhD in Creative and Critical Writing, thesis title: Peace Child, Towards a Global Definition of the Young Adult Novel.

She edits for Bridge House Publishing, CafĂ©Lit, Chapeltown Books and The Red Telephone.               

Before becoming a writer and an academic she taught modern languages for 23 years in various schools and has continued to make school visits as a writer of fiction for children and young adults.   

   

 

 



Friday, 25 September 2026

THE OPERATION by Guy PrattCup of tea, milk and one sugar

 THE OPERATION

 

On larger East Anglian farms in the early 1950s before mechanical bulk handling had been introduced there was still a considerable labour requirement. On Suffolk farms of around 400 acres it would not be unusual for a dozen or more agricultural workers to sit down together for their mid-morning break. Over flasks of tea and packed sandwiches a wide variety of subjects might come up in conversation. The NHS had become established and now issues that had once been neglected for fear of medical bills were being treated. It so happened that operations became the topic this particular morning.

Old Fred who had fought in the trenches during the First World War described having shrapnel removed from his thigh and thought he could still feel one piece left there. Old Jimmy Billings, a bachelor approaching retirement, who had always lived on his own, listened in silence. Jimmy had always enjoyed rude good health and had seldom been near a doctor, but now his GP had referred him to the local hospital for an operation and he was beginning to feel a trifle nervous about it. These were the days well before pre-op visits and procedural information packs being sent out.

Conversation ran on and Billy Brown, always known for getting words mixed up, stated that some people had to have an anemone in their bums before they could be operated on. Will Smith corrected him “No Billy, you mean an enema.”  Will had recently had colon surgery and launched into a long and very graphic description  of the procedure which sounded like a torture devised by a nation that had not signed the Geneva Convention to poor old Jimmy.

Talk switched to the necessity for pubic shaving and still mixing words up Billy Brown said his wife had that done when she had a hysterical rectum. Someone else said imagine yourself being shaved by some young nurse. Jimmy did and further panic set in. What if a nurse’s touch triggered his libido – how embarrassing that would be. He resolved he would try and avoid these things at all costs.

Old Toby Thompson had told Jimmy that when he was taken into hospital the first thing they did was put him in a bath and then scrub him vigorously from head to toe and because he had no pyjamas they put him in a gown that was open at the rear.

The remote village still like a few others in Suffolk at that time had not yet been connected to any mains services. Jimmy, who still slept in his long johns and a. long sleeve vest at nights, had been out and bought a pair of pyjamas which he had packed in a small attache case with a few essentials. The night before the operation he brought in the old tin bath, boiled kettles of water, and by the flickering light of an oil lamp soaked and scrubbed himself well.

Then standing up in the bath in the dim light he reached for his shaving brush and soap and lathered himself well round the South Polar region. He then opened his old cut-throat razor and from here on things became more difficult. Jimmy had developed a more than ample middle age spread and to shave that region was difficult when he could not look down and see it. Never the less by the flickering lamplight with the aid of a mirror balanced on a chair he set about the task. He came dangerously close to performing a self- circumcision and when the job was completed had to put a large piece of Elastoplast – well I’ll leave you to guess where.

Jimmy had foregone his tea, had no supper and before going to bed took a triple dose of Epsom salts which resulted in him having to get up three times in the night and go down the garden path to the privy.  Despite a loudly rumbling tummy he went without breakfast and with his attache case walked to the bus stop.

Arriving at the hospital he followed the signs to the surgical ward where he accosted the first nurse he met and informed her that he was Jimmy Billings and he did not need a shave or an enema. A little taken aback the nurse told Jimmy they had no empty beds on the ward that morning and they were not expecting a new patient. “I think we better go and see Sister” the nurse suggested.

In the ward sister’s office before anything else was said Jimmy insisted on explaining how he had prepared for his operation and no shaving or enemas would be necessary. Sister quickly looked through the case folder’s on her desk ensuring there was no Jimmy Billings file and said “We must go and see Matron.”

A sombre looking Matron looked up from her coffee and said “I hope this intrusion is important.” Whilst the sister explained Jimmy Billings unexpected arrival Jimmy kept interrupting stating he did not require a shave or an enema. After looking down a long list on her desk Matron firmly silenced Jimmy, dismissed the Sister and said “Follow me Mr Billings.”

Jimmy, clutching his case, trotted along behind Matron out of the main hospital building across a car park to a smaller building on the other side. Reaching the office of the Outpatient Sister she announced to her “This is Mr James Billings he’s here today to have a small cyst removed from his outer ear under local anaesthetic. I expect he’ll soon be done and on his bus home in time for tea.” Turning to leave Matron reached the door and her sombre expression changed and she looked back at the sister with a wink and an impish grin and said “Oh! And do make sure all your nurses are aware that he does not need a shave or an enema.”

about the author

 

 

 

Guy Pratt is a retired octogenarian second hand bookseller who enjoys gardening, long walks with his dog and travel. He gravitated into the book trade after earlier years in farming, the army Intelligence Corps and the civil service. Did you enjoy the story? Would you like to shout us a coffee? Half of what you pay goes to the author the other half goes to expenses e.g. Maintaining the web site and setting up The Best of Café Lit book each year.