DECEMBER 20 2013: Christmas Spirit
Roger Noons
High Finance
A pint of lager, extra strength
“You know that woman who lives
opposite you?”
“Which …?”
“The one who
looks like she’s got footballs up her jumper. Face like the back end of a bus
though …”
“Oh, Elaine?”
“That’s her.
Do you know she works in the Stockbridge Building Society?”
“Yes, she’s …”
“One of the
top ones in the Branch mate, when she speaks, they jump, I‘ll tell you. Well
she’s fixed me up with a mortgage.”
“Oh yes,
what’s the rate?”
“No idea mate,
I couldn’t take my eyes off her tits. In fact, I don’t even remember signing
the form.”
About the Author
Roger Noons has entertained us with lots of dark and
witty tales and this one just made me laugh and is all dialogue! Some of his
stories were selected for the Best of CaféLit
2012.
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