DECEMBER 23 2013: A Christmas Tradition?
Roger Noons
Evicted
A large glass of malt
What an embarrassment!
I
took my grandchildren to the Panto. Alice was a comely wench, but she
ultimately led to my downfall. We were encouraged to participate, to call out;
hiss and boo. That’s what you do; why you go.
It was during the second half, we had
enjoyed ice creams; made ourselves comfortable. I was as excited as the kids;
made a spectacle of myself. When we were asked to call for the Cheshire Cat, I
yelled. “We want pussy!”
Two
burly men marched me out of the Circle, made me wait for Ben and Jack in the
foyer.
About the Author
Roger Noons has delighted us many times with his mixture
of dark and light and this one will surely lift a smile. He is a regular
contributor and his work is featured in the Best
of CaféLit 2012.
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