Alan Cadman
Strong Black Coffee
It only
happens when it’s dark. I can sense they are out there, but never hear them.
This puzzles me; we have a squeaky gate in front of our house that opens out
onto a long drive laid with crunchy gravel. A friend of mine is a crime
prevention expert; she thinks it’s an excellent idea. I remember her saying, 'They don’t like to make any kind of noise. In and out, as quick as they can,
that’s their policy.'
It works well when our ‘postie’ arrives.
Hinges squeal then gravel crunches as intended. When the letterbox flap is
raised, cards and letters bounce off the mat; this is followed by a thud that
seems louder than a door banging shut.
So how come they are so elusive? Some
December nights I’ve even peered through the bedroom window, a mug of strong
black coffee in hand, to see if I can spot them. I’ve seen cats jumping fences
and a fox skulking round a wheelie bin, even a badger scurrying across the lawn,
but never that lot. Is this the modern way that some of our neighbours post
their Christmas cards?
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