by
Hannah Retallick
a
bottle of something
The
first thing I noticed when I woke up was the gun in my hand. Weapon of mass
destruction more like – well, it destroyed me anyway. Or was that the bottle
hovering near my other hand? No matter.
Gawsh,
that ceiling’s a mess. Cracks and webs and peeling paint, that’s great, just
great – ‘her majesty’ will go ape. And it’s all on me, of course, because I’m
No-Job Janet.
I will get off the floor
now.
I will get off the floor now in a
minute.
Seriously, though, what is this crap
all about? I say leave it as it is and then it can’t get any worse. Simple as.
You know what she’s like, though, said Steve, before he fled to work this
morning. Yes, I flippin’ well do, my love. She’s as pig-headed and anal as her
precious son. It’s dust, Shirley, get a life! And you can
sort your own ceiling, Steve!
Well, that took a bitter
turn.
She’ll be here any minute and all I
want to do is sleep. I hold the gun above my head, pointing it upwards. I tease
the trigger with my index finger, gently, daring it to fire. Liquid squirts out
and rains down on my face. You’re a demon, Dettol!
About the author
Hannah
Retallick is a twenty-five-year-old from Anglesey, North Wales. She was home
educated and then studied with the Open University, graduating with a
First-class honours degree, BA in Humanities with Creative Writing and Music,
and is studying for an MA in Creative Writing. She is working on her second
novel and writes short stories and a blog. She was shortlisted in the Writing
Awards at the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival 2019 and in the Cambridge
Short Story Prize. https://ihaveanideablog.wordpress.com/
Great story! Love it. Really captures voice and character, a lesson in how to write flash! Well done x
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