by Jerry Guarino
cold tea
Tim and Sally had finally found
their dream home, four bedrooms, four baths and a loft office with an upstairs
balcony, situated on a northwest harbor town with a view of Mount Rainier. Even though they were empty nesters, retirement
meant they had lots of room for visitors and family, especially the seven
grandchildren. And the house was new
construction, nothing to maintain or worry about for years.
A tidy backyard meant just enough
room for a small garden, a 325-foot wooden deck and a hot tub, tucked neatly
under the second floor so you could use it year-round, even in the rain or
snow. On the deck was a long teak wooden
table, teak chairs with cushions and a square fire pit for winter warmth and
roasting marshmallows with the kids.
Umbrellas of course, the rainy season lasts about six months here, but
that just made the right touch for a garden to flourish.
The garden yielded fresh lettuce,
tomatoes, eggplants, zucchinis and raspberries.
A small patch for a basil plant meant fresh Italian Caprese salad. That left a manageable 200 square feet of
lawn, easy to mow and for the toddlers to play a small soccer game.
Tim loved wild life, especially birds and
bunnies. He dropped small carrots near
the back fence and watched bunnies come each night to eat. Soon, there was a family of rabbits visiting
from the forest behind their house.
Sally thought the bunnies were leaving poop on the lawn, but Tim didn’t
care because the grandchildren loved seeing the bunnies. Tim just mulched the poop into the lawn, a
feature, not a bug.
He put up plastic, transparent bird
feeders on the living room window.
Before long there were dozens of small birds feeding there; Tim and
Sally could watch them from the living room.
Sparrows, robins, finches, wrens, warblers, chickadees and many spotted
Towhees. There was even a large, blue
Stellar’s Jay which landed on the window feeders with a boom.
So, the birds and the bunnies made up
their peaceable kingdom, in their scenic backyard. Until one day, Sally heard
something scattering in the walls while they were watching television.
“Tim, there’s something in the wall. Mice, maybe a squirrel, maybe even a rat.”
“Sally, are you sure? I didn’t hear it.”
“Mute the TV, then listen.”
Sure enough, they both heard something
pitter pattering in the wall. They
called in an exterminator. He showed
them mouse droppings in the side of the house, next to the hot tub. “Ma’am, you could definitely have mice in
your walls. I’ll set up a trap in your
crawl space and check back in a week.”
“What do you think is attracting them?”
“Well, I think the seeds scattered from
your bird feeders. I would take those
off the house. And fill up this crack on
the side of the house with spray in foam and some metal mesh. That’s where they are coming in.”
Tim was crestfallen, but reluctantly took
down the bird feeders. Sally filled the
crack with metal mesh and sprayed in the foam, which expanded and hardened,
sealing the hole.
Well, the next day two mice were caught
in the trap. Tim tossed them into double
bags and into the garbage. The sound of
mice had stopped but Sally was concerned about the mice having made babies
before they were caught. She scoured the
house looking for mouse droppings, unfortunately finding some in the
pantry. She went on a cleaning frenzy.
Tim lost his favorite bird sanctuary, but
he still had the nightly bunny visits.
There was just one problem. The dozens of birds that had been visiting
for over a year were suddenly out of food and were not happy, you might even
say they were angry.
They sat on the back fence staring at the
window where the bird feeders had been.
Tim could no longer leave his blinds open for fear of antagonizing
them. He couldn’t enjoy a drink at
sunset on his deck because the birds were waiting for him. His castle was becoming a prison. Then things got worse.
Birds flew at great speed from the back
fence on to the window, pinging it with their beaks. After a while, tiny chips were visible in the
glass. Tim feared that the Stellar Jay
might come back and that would mean a broken window for sure.
“Tim, the birds are going to break our
window.”
“I know Sally, but what can I do?”
“We could get a cat.”
“No, two of our grandchildren are deathly
allergic, they couldn’t stay over.”
***
Tim placed a large poster of cats in
fierce portraits on the window. The
birds stopped ramming the glass window, but that created another problem.
They started attacking the bunnies
when they came over to eat. And they
stole the carrots that Tim would leave for the bunnies. So, Tim had to stop feeding the bunnies
too.
When the grandchildren came over,
they looked for the bunnies and the birds.
“Papa, where are the birds and the
bunnies?”
“On vacation, kids, on vacation.”
About the author
Jerry
Guarino’s short stories have been published by dozens of magazines
in the United States, Canada, Australia and Great Britain. His latest
book, "Café Stories: west coast stories", is available on Amazon.com and
as a Kindle eBook. Please visit his website at http://cafestories.net