Saturday 6 July 2024

Saturday Sample: Matters of Life and Death by Philip Stuckey, whisky on the rocks

 


Witch in a bottle

 ‘In your own time, sir, and please, stick to the facts.’

‘The facts?’

I am required to provide a statement for the young police officer who sits before me now, poised with notepad and pencil in hand. But how am I to account for events I cannot begin to understand? And yet, account for them I must, and then make peace with God. But as to the facts of this matter, I am no more reliable than the village cat.

‘Yes, Reverend, we are here to establish facts. We are not interested in conjecture, embellishments or justifications…so when you’re ready, please begin.’

It is the grim-faced inspector standing at the constable’s side who addresses me now. The weariness of his tone suggests that he is simply going through the motions. I believe this man has already made up his mind.

‘Very well, Inspector, I will relate, as far as I am able, the circumstances that have brought me here in ruins. But as to whether this information constitutes fact, I cannot be certain.’

 I take a deep breath and begin…

‘…It was the farm labourer, Jack Higgins, who brought it to me that fateful night, rousing me from slumber with his great fists upon my door. He looked like a ghost in the wan, yellow glow of my oil lamp, but I could see something in his hand that glistened like a cat’s eye.

‘‘What brings you here at such an ungodly hour Jack?’ I asked him.

‘This!’ He held out his glistening prize as though it were an offering.

‘I adjusted the light so I could get a better look at the thing. It appeared to be a small, silver bottle, sealed with wax. I was irritated at having my sleep disturbed by what appeared to be a trivial matter and asked him if it couldn’t have waited until morning.

‘He placed both the bottle and a small scrap of parchment into my hand, stating emphatically, ‘No, Reverend, it could not,’ and before I could engage him further, he turned and fled into the night.

‘Feeling confused but also intrigued by this strange and unexpected event, I closed the door and took Jack’s bottle to my study, where I placed it upon my desk along with the parchment. I could see now that the bottle was of an unusual design, consisting of two bulbs, one larger at the base and one smaller at the top, separated by an elegant narrow waist. The contents of the bottle were obscured by a silvered lining of some kind and the top was sealed with wax, just as I’d thought.

‘‘And where is this bottle now?’ the inspector interjects, disturbing my train of thought.

‘‘I do not know, inspector,’ I lie, without conscience.

‘’I see. You mentioned parchment?’

‘‘Yes, I then turned my attention to the parchment, noticing that there were words upon it. Turning up the light, I examined the writing through my magnifying lens and was shocked at what I read.’

I paused then, regathering my thoughts before continuing, determined to relate every nuance to the officers in the vain hope they would come to understand.

 ‘Go on, Reverend. The words were?’

I swallowed hard, remembering…

‘Here be the remains of Agnes Simpson, witch. Open at thy peril.’

‘Despite my curiosity, I resolved to wait until morning to investigate the thing further and returned to my bed, where my dreams were filled with strange, lucid dreams and the new day brought me down to breakfast agitated and far from rested.

‘My housekeeper, Mrs Barrowman, had prepared my boiled eggs and tea as always, but had departed without a word, adding to my sense of unease. I determined there may be something unusual stirring my flock and I resolved to find out what it was. How had Jack come to be in possession of such a curious artefact and what had made him appear so afraid?

‘I assume it is usual for people to come to you with matters that are of concern to them, Reverend?’

‘As you are aware, Inspector, the village of Little Pemberton nestles in a fold between two hills, where the infant stream has not yet become the adolescent river. The road in is a difficult one, so few ever come and go, save the fifty or so souls that reside there, scattered amongst smallholdings, cottages and shepherds’ huts. Farm workers they are, in the main, hardy, simple folk and dependable. They built the chapel with their own hands and fill it every Sunday without fail. I have come to know them as my own family these past ten years. The Landowners are the Wright family from nearby Longridge, but they are often absent. It is left to me to care for the wellbeing of this small community and they have accepted me well enough into their midst.’

The young officer raises his eyebrows at this, and I can’t blame him for I speak as though nothing has happened. But he cannot know what is in my heart. The inspector is experienced and shows little emotion, already convinced of my madness.

‘Indeed, please do continue, Reverend. And I wish to know every conversation you can remember in as much detail as possible.’

‘Very well, Inspector.’

I close my eyes and replay the memories of the previous days, reliving them in all their horror. I relate my tale as though it were a fiction and not simply a retelling of my own fate.  With a shudder, I continue…

‘After breakfast I returned my attention to the bottle and the strange note that accompanied it. I am not a superstitious man, or at least I did not consider myself to be so, but I knew something of what must have befallen Agnes Simpson if her remains were indeed contained within. Although it is true that women are no longer persecuted as witches, burned or hanged on flimsy evidence construed to be the work of the Devil, there are still places, remote and insular places, places like Little Pemberton, where the old fears still linger.

‘I placed the bottle into the pocket of my coat and went out to greet the day. The sky hung low upon the hills, threatening rain. I pulled up my collar, put on my hat and followed the lane that led down and across the upper fields towards Jessop’s farm. It was as I approached the standing stone at Withen Point the attack came. I registered the dark shape from the corner of my eye as it swept down upon me, but too late. It was a bird, a raven, and intent on doing me harm. Though I raised my arms in defence, my reactions were slow and the creature broke through, drawing blood from my scalp. I staggered forward, dazed by the impact, and the dark menace came at me again. Fortunately, my hand found a rock and I was able to fend off this second assault without taking further damage. The bird wheeled away with a shriek, leaving me reeling.

‘I kept going, and as I approached Jessop’s farm I could see the man himself, mending a fence at the perimeter of the lower field, with his dog in attendance. He must have sensed something was wrong because he threw down his tools and came striding towards me.

‘”Reverend Greenacre, whatever has befallen you this mornin’?”

‘”An encounter with an angry raven, John,” I replied.

‘We met at the gate and he checked my injured head.

‘‘That’s a nasty one,’ he said. ‘Better let the missus clean that up.’

‘‘Very well,’ I replied, ‘thank you. I was hoping to discuss something with you anyway.’

‘We sat around his kitchen table staring at the bottle as Mrs Jessop cleaned and dressed my wound. There was an awkward silence that I took to be their great discomfort at seeing it.

‘‘Do you know how Jack Higgins came by this, John?’ I asked.

‘‘I do not,’ he replied.

‘‘I would like to speak with him about it. Do you know where I will find him today?’

‘‘Well, I didn’t see him at the inn last night, which is unusual for Jack. Sometimes he chops logs for Alec Mortimer, over at Sherriff Wood.’

‘‘That’s a fair trek across the moor. I will visit the Hall on the way. Maybe the Wrights will know something about it.’

‘‘Something don’t feel right about that thing, Reverend,’ remarked Mrs Jessop. ‘I would bury it if I were you…or throw it down the old mine.’

‘‘Thank you, Mary, but it has pricked my curiosity,’ I said. ‘I will discover its heritage and can and dispose of it then. It may be of some interest to a city museum.’

‘I noticed the furtive glances between husband and wife but chose not to press them further. I decided it was time to leave.

‘‘Thank you for your care and for your hospitality. If you would see me on my way, John?’

‘We were back to the farm gate before John spoke again.

‘‘Take care, Reverend,’ he said at last. ‘There’s history to this place that not everyone knows about.’

‘‘Indeed so, but I’m not a man prone to superstition. This artefact is of historical and maybe scientific interest, but that is all.’

‘At that I took my leave and made my way towards the ridge at Highcliffe so that I could get to the Hall by the shortest route. I had no idea if there would be anyone there to greet me, but it was worth a try.  Reverend Charles Wright was of another parish, and retired, but would surely understand my concern.

‘The Jacobean Hall graced the horizon as I dropped down past the brook at Hollow Crag. It is an impressive sight and one of long standing, built soon after the plague brought this place to its knees in 1665. I pondered that sorrow as I made my way through the gardens to the imposing front entrance. I announced my presence with a peel of the doorbell and was soon greeted by the friendly face of Alice, the maid.

‘‘Good day to you, Reverend Greenacre,’ she said, with a warm smile.

‘‘And the same to you, Alice. Might the Reverend be accepting callers today?’

‘‘I’m sure he will be for you, sir, would you care to step inside?’

‘The entrance hall was beamed and oak-panelled, rather like the chapel, but with a greater sense of grandeur. Family portraits hung on the walls next to tapestries and plaques of various descriptions. I felt diminished somehow by the sight of it.

‘Alice had gone to fetch the Reverend and soon after, he appeared, dressed all in black as is his preference. He’s a tall and slim man with a stern, grey face that now regarded me dispassionately.

‘‘This is a most unexpected pleasure,’ he announced, without sincerity.  ‘How may I be of service to you, Reverend?’

‘‘It is a curious and perhaps sensitive matter, Reverend Wright. May we retire to your study?’

‘He ushered me through the oak door to the right of the hallway and into a small library. I’d been here once before but not for some time. We sat on leather reading chairs, beside a grand fireplace, the fire now cold in the grate. It was a room I could certainly take pleasure in, surrounded by books of all types and art of great worth.

‘‘Tea?’ he asked, cordially, but I was not there on a social visit.

‘‘No thank you, Reverend, this shouldn’t take long.’

‘I brought out the bottle from my pocket, along with the scrap of parchment and passed both to him across the card table which separated us. He took them from me with trembling hands. His face had drained of what little colour it had and for a moment he could not speak. I noticed him swallow hard.

‘‘Where did you discover such a thing?’ he asked.

‘‘Do you recognise it?’ I watched his eyes.

‘‘No, no I do not,’ he said, ‘but it is a strange thing is it not?’

‘I felt certain this was an untruth, which in itself was extraordinary, but I chose not to challenge him.

‘‘What about the name on the parchment?’ I asked.

‘He put on his reading spectacles and brought the parchment near to his face, accentuating further the nervousness he clearly felt.

‘‘Agnes Simpson,’ he muttered, ‘no, I’ve never heard the name.’

‘Another lie.

‘‘Might you have access to historical records that could shine some light on the name?’ I probed.

‘‘What about your own church records?’ he countered.

‘‘Only recent entries are registered and recorded,’ I said, knowing that he understood this already. ‘The majority are held at Longridge. I could write, I suppose. But I’m sure your own land and tenant records go back as far as the great plague and beyond, do they not?’

‘‘Perhaps,’ he said, regaining some of his composure, ‘but the archives are locked away in storage. It would take a great effort, and I’m not sure it is worth it.’

‘‘Very well, Longridge it is then.’ I stood, indicating that our conversation had reached its conclusion. ‘Thank you for your time, Reverend Wright.’

‘‘I returned the bottle and parchment to my pocket and made to leave, but he placed his hand upon my arm.

‘‘Do not pursue this further, Thomas,’ he said. ‘The past is best left alone. Who knows what frightful truths may be uncovered and what trouble it may cause if we choose to rake over the past. Leave the bottle with me and I will dispose of it.’

‘Whatever do you mean, Charles?’ I asked. ‘The past is dead and gone. All that remains are curiosities such as this. At least I must find out where Jack discovered it.’

‘Mention of the name raised his eyebrows.

‘‘Jack? Jack Higgins?’ he asked.

‘‘Yes, the same,’ I replied.

‘‘Throw it into the old mine,’ he said then, with a dismissive gesture of his hand, ‘and forget about Jack Higgins.’

‘‘Perhaps I will,’ I said, and let him show me out.

‘It had begun to rain and looked like it was set for the day. Nevertheless, I had resolved to find Jack and find him I would. Sherriff Wood was another long trudge across the moor but I did not let the rain deter me. I set off along Bridge Hill Road and then turned off onto the old sheep track that led up and over the hill and onto the moor.

‘It was just as I was at my most exposed, picking my way through the gorse and bracken of the moor, that thunder clapped astonishingly loudly above my head and a bolt of lightning struck not fifty feet away to my right. My heart pounded and my skin was enlivened by the electricity in the air. I prayed then, prayed vigorously and passionately as my shoes filled with water and the continuous thunder shattered my nerves.

‘I made the perimeter of Sherriff Wood a sodden mess, stripped of composure and longing for a bath and a warm fire. I knew roughly where the woodcutter’s cabin was, close to Mary’s Well and not much further, thank God. The shelter it could provide would be most welcome and so I forced myself on.

‘The wood was dark and eerily still, despite the storm still raging above and beyond my sight. The birds had quietened their voices amid the tumult and every other living thing had apparently gone to ground. Only the shadows remained and fleeting glances of ghostly apparitions, as my mind played cruel games. 

‘Mercifully, I came upon the clearing quickly and the cabin that lay within it. I called out Jack’s name but got no response. I called out again and again but to no avail and so decided to take shelter inside the cabin and wait out the storm. It was warm inside and dry.

‘Though Jack was clearly not within, he or at least someone, had been present very recently. The stove had burning wood in its belly and there was unfinished bread and cheese on the table. I returned to the front door and looked outside but could see no trace of anyone and so decided to make myself at home and wait. I topped up the fuel in the stove, took off my sodden coat, hat, and shoes, and, though it felt a little inappropriate, ate some of the remaining bread and cheese. Feeling somewhat restored, I sat near the stove, pointing my cold feet towards the heat, and allowed my heavy eyelids to fall.

‘Amongst my troubled dreams, a young girl of about fifteen or sixteen appeared before me and spoke, her voice filled with menace.  

‘You must sacrifice yourself she said, for the good of us all.

‘Before I could respond, I was woken by the sound of the cabin door crashing open and there, framed in the doorway, stood Jack Higgins, axe in hand.

‘‘You shouldn’t have come here,’ he spat, ‘you’ve brought it back!’

‘‘Jack, wait,’ I implored him. ‘I only wish to speak with you.’

‘‘You brought it back!’ he said again, as he advanced.

‘My fear was now absolute. The man was clearly not to be reasoned with. His face was contorted with rage as he wielded his axe. He advanced towards me with hate-filled eyes, an animal-like growl exploding into a roar as he charged.

‘I watched the axe sweep down, sharp blade brought unerringly towards my head. Falling backwards off my chair, I resigned myself to the inevitable. But it was only as my head hit the floor that I truly woke from my slumber to find myself alone, sweating and in a crumpled heap.

‘In shock, I sprang to my feet, expecting an attack to come at any moment, but I was wrong. The cabin was cold and empty. The fire in the stove had long since died and there was no evidence of there ever having been food upon the table. I was still wearing the wet clothes I was sure I’d removed, and my head now throbbed in pain and utter confusion. It was time for me to leave. Never before had the idea of home felt so appealing. With great haste I left the cabin and re-entered Sherriff Wood in the direction I thought would lead me back towards the moor and Jessop’s farm.

‘I was running and scared when I burst into the small clearing that housed Mary’s Well. It was there a new horror awaited me. For at the edge of the stone that encircled the lip of the well, lay Jack Higgins, bleeding into its gaping mouth. I knew Jack well enough to be quite certain it was indeed he who lay prostrate there, despite the fact his head was no longer present. The axe I’d witnessed in my dream lay at his side, stained with blood.

‘I staggered in disbelief over to where he lay and prayed for his soul. As I did so, a voice I now recognised echoed from the well…

‘Sacrifice yourself, for the good of us all.

‘‘This is no sacrifice,’ I exclaimed into the trees, ‘this is murder!’

‘I did not have the strength to move Jack’s body but vowed to return with help. I set off once again for Jessop’s farm, a ragged expression of my former self.

‘I stumbled across the heath, losing my shoes quickly to the eager peat bog made worse by the rain. But my discomfort was easily overshadowed by the desire to reach the safety of Jessop’s farm and find some sanity there. I ran and fell onto hands and knees, picked myself up and ran again and yet I came no closer to my goal. I looked about me and the grey sky pressed down like a heavy weight upon my shoulders. A dense mist descended, robbing me of sight and reason.

‘Sacrifice yourself, for the good of us all, came the voice again, an echo from within the gloaming, and so I drove myself on, now almost blind and desperate. My strength had all but deserted me when I happened once more upon the sanctuary of the trees, but quickly realised there was no succour to be had there. For to my utter dismay, I could see that I had returned to Mary’s Well. Jack’s decapitated body was no longer present, nor was there any sign of it ever having been there. The axe was similarly gone, and no blood stained the earth or the well.

‘I resolved to spend my remaining strength on disposing of the damned bottle down the well. Maybe it was cursed. I no longer cared. I removed it from my coat pocket and staggered over to the well with it clasped in my shaking hand. It was as I raised the thing above my head with no more thought than to cast it downward, that the apparition emerged from the mist. At first it was the mist, but as it flowed into the clearing, the shape formed into that of a young woman, dressed in peasant clothing. It was the girl from my dream.

‘‘Who are you?’ I croaked, ‘And what do you want of me?’

‘‘When the plague came, they blamed it on me,’ she said.

‘’Who did?’

‘‘The likes of you.’

‘I was confused enough already, but talk of the plague was nonsensical.

‘‘But that was three hundred years ago!’

‘‘Time has no meaning for me,’ she said, ‘I cannot rest. I must have revenge.’

‘I no longer believed my own senses, such was my confusion, but this apparition seemed real, or at least as real to me as Jack’s body had been.

‘‘I can only surmise that I’m dreaming again, or lying on my bed delirious with fever,’ I said, ‘and so will consent to have this conversation with you before I wake and discover the truth. What makes you so sure that the blame was laid at your door?’

‘The girl mocked me. ‘The truth? Ha! Well, they did burn me and place my remains in that bottle you hold so closely to your heart.’

‘I looked again at the bottle in disbelief, and renewed fear throbbed at my temples.

‘‘I see you’re afraid,’ said the girl, ‘they were also afraid, afraid of the black death. It was I who suggested that all who suffered should sacrifice themselves, but only for the good of those that remained. It is true that I was considered a witch, but even my lore could not help those stricken with plague. Only fire can purge such a curse.  But your Christian Church could see no further than Satan, and looked for his mark upon me.’

‘‘We are not all the same,’ I said.

‘‘No? Then how would you interpret the words of your God? Thou shall not suffer a witch to live!’

‘‘There are no true witches,’ I countered.

‘‘I have already told you that I am a witch. Do you doubt me?’

‘‘I do.’

‘The apparition drew closer, until I could see her eyes. They were as black as night. They looked into my soul and took hold of my will.

‘‘What do you want of me?’ I begged.

‘‘Revenge!’ she spat like a viper.

‘‘Take me then,’ I said, and the girl bared her teeth like an animal.

‘‘You will indeed be my instrument, Reverend Thomas Greenacre. Take up yonder axe!’

‘‘I looked and there it was, once more by the well. I took it in my hands, no longer a man but as a vessel possessed…and from that moment, I remember no more…’

It is evident from this remark, that I have now completed my statement. The young constable lays down his notepad and pencil and looks aghast at his superior. His face is ashen. The inspector on the other hand stares at me with distaste. When he addresses me, I understand at once my fate.

‘Though it is not for me to judge you, Reverend Greenacre, I believe you to be insane. Fortunately, you are lucid enough to be considered culpable for your foul actions and will, if justice is properly served, pay the ultimate price. And may God have mercy on your soul.’

All I can do is nod my head in response. I no longer wish to live.

And now, as I write these final words, alone within my cold, damp cell, I have come to understand that in one respect at least, the inspector is quite correct. God alone will be my judge.

                                                                 

The rain beats down so hard and constant, the windscreen wipers of the Land Rover can no longer keep up. Jerry and Sarah have been on the road for hours and it’s starting to get dark.

‘We must be close now,’ remarks a rather tired Jerry.

‘I do hope so,’ says Sarah, ‘I’m starting to think this was a bad idea after all.’

They bounce up the track, thankful for the four-wheel drive. Finally, they pass a farm they recognise from a description in the book they are referring to. They turn uphill and spy their goal in the near distance.

‘That has to be it,’ says Sarah, pointing. Jerry smiles back at her.

The car slips and slides on the muddy surface of the track and Jerry engages a lower gear. The tyres bite and soon they emerge at the chapel gate and slide to a halt. Sarah is clearly excited. ‘It’s just as I thought it would be. Working in a museum has its advantages.’

Jerry turns off the engine. ‘Tell me again what the book says.’

Sarah flicks through the pages and finds the place with the corner turned over. She begins to read the passage that has brought them here.

‘The chapel, now derelict, has remained unused since the tragic events of 1876, when the Vicar, Reverend Thomas Greenacre, violently murdered his parishioners during Sunday service, with an axe.’

‘Good God,’ says Jerry, ‘that never ceases to amaze me. What on earth possessed the man?’

‘A good question,’ replies Sarah, ‘and one I intend to use in my novel. Let’s take a look around.’

They get out into the pouring rain and try the gate. It screeches open. They look at each other, grinning like school children, and hurry through. Skirting around the side of the chapel and into the small graveyard, they find a little shelter beneath an old oak tree. The area is unkempt, with nettles and briars everywhere and some of the gravestones have fallen. The chapel is clearly in a poor state, with many of the windows broken.

‘Shouldn’t you be taking some notes?’ asks Jerry.

‘Pictures will do,’ replies Sarah, removing her phone from her jacket pocket.

‘Perfect weather for a ghost story,’ remarks Jerry, grinning.

Sarah ignores the comment, and wipes her rain-spattered glasses so she can see more clearly. ‘I wonder if we can get inside.’

‘Hang on,’ replies Jerry, ‘you didn’t say anything about breaking and entering.’

‘I don’t think we’ll need to do much breaking, do you?’

Sarah strides off towards a side door that looks the worse for wear. Jerry reluctantly follows. ‘It won’t take much, Jerry, go on.’

He instinctively looks around before giving the door a hefty kick. It yields easily. They hesitate for a moment or two before plucking up the courage to step across the threshold. The air inside is stale and a thick layer of dust covers every surface. There are birds in the rafters, or bats, they can’t tell in the shadows.

‘Jerry, this is where it happened. Right here!’

He nervously walks up the aisle to the dais at the front. A dusty bible is still spread open upon it. He blows off the dust and takes a look.

‘Matthew chapter 2, the Slaughter of the Innocents,’ he reads aloud.

‘How very apt,’ replies Sarah, taking more pictures.

Suddenly a dark shape flies down from the rafters and swoops towards Jerry’s head.

‘Shit!’ he cries, waving his arms about.

The dark shape comes at him again and he sprawls forward, pushing the dais over with a loud thud, sending the bible skidding across the floor. Sarah comes running. ‘Jerry! Are you OK?’

‘Damn bird went for me,’ he replies, bringing back blood onto his fingers from his forehead.

‘We must have frightened it,’ says Sarah.

‘Bloody frightened me,’ he grumbles.

Jerry picks up the damaged dais and tries to put it back in place. As he does so, he notices a hole in the floor where it had been standing, obscuring its presence.

‘Sarah, the dais was covering up a hole in the floor. Come and see.’

Sarah kneels down at the hole and uses the torch on her phone to inspect it. ‘There’s something in there,’ she says, reaching in. She pulls out a velvet bag, tied closed with a woven cord. They look at each other with barely disguised thrill.

‘Buried treasure now?’ asks Jerry.

‘Let’s see,’ says Sarah, as she undoes the cord. She puts her hand into the velvet bag and withdraws a silver bottle from within. They are speechless at their discovery. It is just as the book had described it. Finally, Jerry finds his voice. ‘Could that really be…?’

Sarah replaces their find carefully back into the bag. ‘We need to get this back to the museum. Time to go, Jerry.’

The rain is still falling in torrents as the Land Rover twists its way back down the hill. ‘I can’t believe it,’ says Sarah.

‘Put the radio on, Sarah, and find us some music,’ replies Jerry, ‘I need a distraction.’ Sarah turns on the radio but finds only static. ‘It must be the weather,’ she says, searching with the tuner.

The Land Rover skids, barely missing a tree. Jerry guns the accelerator and drives the car to safety. The weather seems to be getting even worse. ‘That was a close one,’ he gasps.

Then, out of the static noise a voice can almost be heard. Sarah tunes more finely and gradually it clarifies into the voice of a young girl. What she says strikes terror into their hearts as a lone figure emerges from the storm, on the road ahead, bloody axe in hand…

      …Sacrifice yourself for the good of us all, sacrifice yourself for the good of us all, sacrifice yourself for the good of us all…

There is no one to hear them scream as their car spins off the road, tumbling away into the ravaged night.

Find you copy here. 

Friday 5 July 2024

First Date (Geoffrey) by Peter Lingard, a bottle of Shiraz

I wait at a table, worrying about the flowers lying on the starched covering, inconveniencing me, and using elbow space.  I remember my father’s words from long ago, ‘Take your hands off the table, Boy.  Resting them like that will weaken your core, turn you to flab in no time.’  I put my hands in my lap.  Now that I’ve overthought the situation, my hands, wrists, and arms seem like excess baggage.  It’s ridiculous. I order a bottle of wine.

Might they wilt?  The flowers?  Ridiculous again.  Once I give them to Gwen, she’ll sniff them, smile, say thank you, and put them on the carpet where they’ll rest in the same state.  Should I put them on the floor?  Nah, it’d look bad picking them up to present them to Gwen.  Present them?  Give them?  Hand them over?  Stop.  You’re overthinking it again.  

I take a sip of wine.  Tasty plonk.  Some bread would go nicely with it.  I eye a waiter.  ‘Garlic bread, Sir?’  Garlic!  My breath will reek.  ‘No, er, just oil and balsamic, please.’ 

I look at my watch.  Twenty-five minutes.  I pick up my phone which also occupies table space.  Has she called and I’d missed it?  No.  I check the news and the football scores.  United lost again.  Is it that Dutchman’s fault?  They’ve won diddly-squat under him. The bread arrives, providing me with something to do with my excess baggage.  I put the phone down, break off a piece and drag it through the oil and vinegar.  It tastes good, but salt and pepper will improve it.  I grind the mills over the dish.

‘Hello,’ a woman says.  I look up.  It isn’t Gwen.  Not the person I spoke to on Skype.  Someone has recognised the woman and risen to invite her to sit.  Will I easily recognise Gwen?  Rob said some less-than-attractive people have been known to have a better-looking friend sit in for them when making the first electronic face-to-face.  How can that possibly work?  How do they explain the deception when their real face is revealed?  Bloody Rob. I sip my wine and ponder how easy it is for dishonest people to lie on the Internet.  Gwen is my first foray into electronic dating.  Isn’t that what they call it?  Visions of electronic gizmos spring to mind.  Don’t be so base!  Get your mind out of the gutter and your hands off the table, except to take another piece of bread and another sip of wine.  Should I leave?  I look at my phone.  Forty-five minutes.  Fuck!  Give her an hour?  Why hasn’t she called?  Should I call her?  No.  Best not to crank up the impression of eagerness the flowers already demonstrate.  If I order something substantial and she arrives while I’m eating, it’ll look crass.  Probably better to finish the bread and wine and go somewhere else to eat.  Nah.  I’ve already been in this restaurant alone for too long.  Why suffer the same somewhere else?  Well, it wouldn’t be the same.  I’d be able to order, get on with it.  Still, a decent burger with chips and some of the plonk I have at home would go down well.  It’s been a while since I had fish and chips.  Do I prefer fish and chips?  Chish and fips my mother used to say after she’d been at the vodka. 

Has Gwen been here without me realising it?  Has she peeped through a window, recognised me and not liked the reality?  Were my hands resting on the table at the time?  Maybe she’s been and gone and I’m still sitting here like a prize idiot?  Are people wondering if I’ve been stood up?  If not, do they consider me a lonely alchy? Don’t worry, I’ll be gone in ten minutes. Is there an expected/accepted amount of time a man should wait for a date to turn up?  If there is, I’m sure I’m well past it.  I suppose it could depend on the quality of the woman one’s waiting for.  What quality is Gwen?  Can’t say I know really.  I’ve been quite taken by her in our two Skyped conversations and … well, what’s the point?   Two.  We’ve spoken twice, I’ve seen her twice, so Rob’s silly idea must be … jealousy?  

It’s a shame Emily has that reputation.  I like her.  Rob reckons she’s the village bike but I haven’t heard that from anyone else.  Why not?  Did he ask her out and she kicked in him into touch?  That’s probably it.  He’s got to be the one who started the rumour.  Hardly a rumour really … a rumour of one.  A rumour of one?  How stupid can I get? How shallow can I get?  Wish I was waiting for Emily … who was on time that one time.  I wonder …

‘Geoffrey?’

I crush my ruminations, smile, and stand.  ‘Gwen!  How lovely to meet you at long last.’  She doesn’t even blink, but it is the Skyped her and she does look lovely.  ‘Here, I bought you some flowers.’ 

‘Oh, how sweet.’  She sniffs them.  ‘Thank you so much.  I’ll just put them on the floor for now.’  She sits and lowers the bouquet.  ‘You should be proud of me.’

I sit.  ‘I should?  Why?’

‘I’m on time!  I’m notorious for being late.  You should ask my boss.’  She didn’t waste any time.  An unintended or oblique admission of guilt?  She laughs.  The laugh’s light, hahaha; meant, I suppose, to paper over what she must think is a minor gaffe.

I fail to see it from the same perspective.  ‘Actually your reputation’s intact.  You’re over an hour late.’

‘You said eight-thirty.’

‘I said seven-thirty.’

Gwen extracts a phone from her handbag.  ‘No you didn’t.  I purposefully didn’t delete your message.  See, it says, see you … oh.  Sorry about that.  You’re not going to make a big deal out of it are you?’

Does she expect I’ll believe her?  ‘Not a big deal, no.’

‘Well, I can see you didn’t wait for me before you started ordering.’

‘A glass of wine?’

‘And the bread.’

‘It has been over an hour.’

‘Look, I’ve said I’m sorry.  I mean, when you think about it, you’d have to concede that I’m on time for what I mistakenly believed was the right time.’

Please don’t compound your lie.  ‘That’s a bit too convoluted for me.’

‘What does that mean?’

‘It doesn’t matter.  Do you want a glass of this wine, or do you prefer a cocktail, or something?’

‘No.  Look, you get an attitude because you think I’m late when I’m not, and now you’re talking down to me.  I think this is probably a bad idea.’

‘Shall we start again?’  I stand.  ‘Hi, I’m Geoffrey.  Glad we could meet at long last.’

Daggers fly from her eyes.  ‘I thought we’d already established I was on time.’

I sit.  ‘Not exactly.’

She stands.  ‘Like I said, this is a bad idea.  Delete me.’

‘Consider it done.’

 

Where’s a waiter?  I need to eat.  Perhaps he has someone to whom he can give the flowers.  I’ll call Emily first thing tomorrow.

About the author 

Peter Lingard, born a Brit, served in the Royal Marines, was an accountant, a barman and a farm worker. He once lived in the US where he owned a freight forwarding business. An Aussie now because the sun frequently shines and the natives communicate in English. 

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Thursday 4 July 2024

Penance by Edward Michael Supranowicz, espresso

Michael went to confession every Saturday, always had. Fights, barroom brawls, lusty thoughts and deeds, even slightly angry or evil thoughts - he had confessed them all. His rosary was well-polished from use. Then, walking out of the church this Saturday, he felt the swirl and swell of petty evil from the people he passed on the street. “This is penance”, he thought. “Penance is simply walking down the street, simply breathing, simply living. Life itself is a penance for living.” But he knew he would still show up next Saturday: there might have been something he had forgotten or overlooked.

 

About the author 

Edward Michael Supranowicz is the grandson of Irish and Russian/Ukrainian immigrants. He grew up in Appalachia. Some of his artwork has recently or will soon appear in Fish Food, Streetlight, Another Chicago Magazine, The Door Is a Jar, The Phoenix, and other journals. Edward is also a published poet. 

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Wednesday 3 July 2024

Juniper by Monica Johnson, pine needle tea

I am alive.

My seed cracks and I stretch, up and down. Warm soil envelopes me, dark and moist. My tiny roots search for nourishment, for water, anchoring me to this place.

Above the dirt, the light is heavy. Thick. Stale. Rich soil feeds me, almost saccharine. I grow too fast but soak it up, anyway.

I am separated from my root-mates. New soil surrounds me, anchors me, still saccharine rich. I survived.

I grow, tall and straight. Adult greenery clothes me.

We are separated. Can I live this way, roots constrained, segregated from my nearby siblings?

Other, more distant, relations are here. Some are prickly. Some spread sideways or curl in round balls. Further away are more distant relations, fleeting but colourful, perfuming stale air.

At the faintest edge of my consciousness are kin whose relationship I barely sense. Fleeting, too, but in constant motion. They move among us, often in groups. Some bend near, to sniff or touch or offer sustenance.

“We’ll take five.”

I am relocated again. I am disoriented, but conscious.

At last, I breathe air that lives and moves, air with a thousand new scents. And the light! It is full and sweet. I spread to catch as much as I can. And the soil is rich, not as heavy with nutrients but wider and bustling with life. My roots test their limits. They have none.

“Fills the spot nicely, don’t you think?”

“Looks great, dear.”

A few siblings stand near me, lined up in the shade of a tall structure, beside an area thick with grass. Our branches caress each other.

Excited, yet content, I reach taller and taller still and dig deeper and deeper. I drink water and absorb the beautiful sunlight and breathe into the moving, scented air.

When the periods of sunlight dwindle, my blood slows, ready for an oncoming cold I have yet to experience. My siblings do the same. Nearby, our close relations show their true colours, no longer hidden beneath our shared green blood.

Water is more difficult to find, though frozen droplets coat my green foliage. The air is sharper, the many scents muted. The grass sleeps. Our ambulatory kin move swiftly if they venture out.

Between one breath and the next the stretches of daylight grow longer. Air and soil are thick with moisture, soaking my roots. The grass wakes. Our noble kin shed the last dried bits of brown, all that remains of their previous colours, and sprout leaves in a multitude of shapes.

We grow taller, reach deeper. By the time the trees change colours several times more, I can see over the roof of the structure that shades my siblings and me. There are many buildings, more than I guessed, spread out around me, interspersed with my tallest kin, stems thicker than all my siblings together. Some remain green the way we do, towering above rooftops, wider and pricklier than we but comforting in their nearness.

I become a haven for not just the tiniest of our mobile relations, who burrow in my bark or nibble my leaves, but some of those that soar on the perfumed, moving air. They perch on my branches and chatter to each other in sweet voices, even their arguments like songs.

Occasionally, a warm-blooded kin stealthily climbs my narrow limbs, attention focused on their feathery cousins. Our common relative, one of those busy kin who feeds me, watches, alternately amused and scolding.

Once again, the hours of sunlight lengthen. My roots are deep enough that the soil remains soft and warm but I relish the familiar dampness in spring dirt and air, sweet with moisture.

There is a loud noise, loud enough to vibrate on the fresh air. One of my siblings cries in pain. Two of our mobile relatives are near but they are not feeding us today.

The sound repeats in fits and starts. Our feathered cousins scatter. Our fur-coated relatives cower and hiss or run. Only our distant relations are unbothered, moving among us.

My nearest sibling trembles and cries. Our linked branches pull apart. I am surprised. Our kind stand for much longer than the breaths we have sent into the air.

Our mobile cousins move with purpose, removing my prone siblings, one after another. Then the noise is impossibly louder, vibrating through me. Agony.

I shudder. I fall.

I am prone on the grass which has barely woken from its most recent sleep. I no longer feel my roots. Sunlight touches my foliage as my breath fades.

I am moved again but my senses dim.

My green fades. Soon, I will be brown and stiff.

My final breaths exhale.

My roots shrivel. The soil above them is covered in bright white stones.

“Fills the spot nicely, don’t you think?”

“Looks great, dear.”

About the auhtor

Monica always wanted to write, but thought it wasn't a real job. After career and family, she returned to her passion for writing. Her stories are in Swords & Sorceries Volume 8, AnotherRealm, and The Lorelei Signal. She resides in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, on Treaty 6 Territory and the Métis homeland. 
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Tuesday 2 July 2024

The Paddlefish by Jim Bates, Arnie Palmer

The first time I heard the story was in the early 80s when we were sitting on the back of the houseboat where he lived after he came back from Vietnam. It was in a tiny marina on the Mississippi River just downriver from Wabasha, Minnesota. I was eight years old at the time. Uncle John was writing in his journal and sipping on his ever-present tumbler of Jack Daniels. Mom had dropped me off for the weekend.

“Have a good time,” she’d said. Then she winked, lit a Marlboro, and drove off in a cloud of dust to be with her boyfriend.

Uncle John and I had been spending a weekend a month together for as long as I could remember. I loved being with him, and I’m pretty sure he felt the same way.

He looked up as I walked onto the deck. “Hi Sport,” he said. “How they hanging?”

I laughed. I liked that my uncle didn’t pull a lot of punches around me. However, I did turn red at the comment before answering, “Fine. I guess.”

“Good.” He patted a deck chair next to him. “Come on. Sit and keep me company.”

Uncle John was a fishing guide. After he’d returned from Vietnam in the early 70s, he told people he was looking forward to spending time on The River as we called the Mississippi and that’s what he did. He used his savings to buy the houseboat we were now on and spent his time guiding fishermen up and down The River. They fished for largemouth bass mostly, but sometimes bigger fish like walleyes and northerns and even the occasional muskie. He was a well-respected guide because he was quiet and competent and knew the ways of the river well.

He pointed to a cooler next to us. “There’s a coke in there for you.” He grinned. “I know you like it.”

“Thanks!”

I took out an ice-cold can, popped the top, and took a long drink. It was late afternoon in August. The temperature was nearly 95 degrees. Even though we were shaded by the tall cottonwood trees on the shoreline, the coke tasted great.

Uncle John sipped his whiskey, made a few notes in this journal, and closed it. He turned to me. “Hot enough for you?”

I took another drink. “Yeah.” I wasn’t much of a talker.

He nodded and we looked out over the water. We were in a wide part of the river with the other side about half a mile away. Like on our side, the far shore was lined with tall cottonwood trees. Gulls flew back and forth and eagles’ nests were visible in the crowns of some of the trees. Up river a few hundred yards was the quaint town of Wabasha with a population of around 3,000 people. In front of us, we watched pleasure boats cruising up and down sharing the river with a smattering of fishing boats. I counted two heavily laden barges, one going upstream, one going down.

Uncle John looked at me. “I love it here,” he said. “It’s so peaceful.”

I grinned. “Me, too.”

He’d given me a book earlier in the summer called Life on the Mississippi and I was enjoying reading it. It was about Mark Twain (pen name for Samuel Clemens) and growing up on the Mississippi and working on a steamboat. I was fascinated by the history of back then on the river in the 1870s, and I loved being on the houseboat with Uncle John.

He turned to me and asked, “Did I ever tell you about me and the paddlefish?”

I was all ears. “No. Why? What happened?”

He grinned. “I caught one once.”

“Really?” Paddlefish along with sturgeon and channel catfish were considered the big three when it came to monster fish in the Mississippi.

“Yeah. I was about your age. My friend Eddie and I were fishing the shoreline a few miles south of here. We were in an old wooden boat and just drifting along using the oars to keep us straight.”

“What bait were you using?”

“Balled up dough and corn tied in a sack of cheesecloth.”

“Going for catfish?”

“Yep. Big ones.”

Channel catfish hid in the muddy banks of the river. They could get big, four feet long, and weigh up to forty pounds.

“Cool!”

“Yeah. We fished for about an hour before we got our first bite.” He looked at me. “It was huge.”

“Wow!”

“Yeah. It was so big, it started pulling the boat into the main channel of the river.”

My eyes went wide. “No kidding!”

“I kid you not. It pulled us downstream and then switched and pulled us upstream.”

“That’s incredible!”

“Yeah. We fought it for an hour.”

“What happened?”

Uncle John sighed. “We lost it. It broke the line.”

“No!”
            “Yeah. It got caught on a snag or something.”

“Oh, geez, that’s too bad.”

“But we did get a look at it. It was a paddlefish. We saw the paddle. It was a huge sucker. Maybe six feet long. Had to weigh a hundred pounds.”

“Oh, man, that’s so cool!”

Uncle John grinned and took a sip of his whiskey. “It truly was.”

How could a young boy not love the Mississippi after a story like that? And I did. I grew up to work for the Department of Natural Resources and was eventually assigned my dream job of patrolling the Mississippi between Wabash and south to Lock and Dam Number Three. It’s been a great life.

I’ve read Life on the Mississippi more times than I can count. And I still visit with Uncle John. At eighty he’s as spry as ever. He still lives on his houseboat and even does a little guiding. These days I’ve got stories to tell him, and we talk a lot back and forth. But none of my stories are as good as the paddlefish that got away. Not even close.

 

About the author

Jim lives in a small town in Minnesota. He loves to write! His stories and poems have appeared in over 500 online and print publications. To learn more and to see all of his work, check out his blog at: www.theviewfromlonglake.wordpress.com

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Monday 1 July 2024

Lying There by Toni Juliette Leonetti, Black Orchid Martini

‘You have to let her go.’ My best friend of thirty years joined the traitors’ chorus.

            ‘Has she said that?’

            ‘No, but—’

            ‘Then stay out of it. Don’t tell me what to do as if—’

            ‘You know I’m right. She’d tell you herself except for—’ He cut himself off, beating me to the punch.

            I swung with it, anyway. ‘Except for what?’

            He looked at everything around us. At the photos of her on the walls, walls the jade of her eyes, at the rainforest of orchids she grew, withering under my care.

            He returned to my withering gaze. ‘How can you expect her to tell you? How many times have you said you couldn’t live without her?’

            More times than I could count. She and I argued over it. Not the counting. The extortion past counting. Promise you’ll outlive me, I’d say. I can’t, she answered. It’s unnatural. You can’t ask me that. Still, I did. Until she learned this was no verbal hug, not affectionate banter. Extortion, yes, and unnatural, but the bare truth. I couldn’t live without her. She came to know it. Her answer changed, became I can’t promise, but I’ll try. I can’t control life and death. But I’ll try. I wasn’t satisfied. Was I ever? You can promise, I insisted. If you ever feel like you’re fading, get a gun and shoot me first. The casual way I said it made her laugh. But only for a breath.

Then she saw I meant that, too. That really worried her. She couldn’t even say, I’ll try to that.

            ‘You have to think of her,’ my pal/traitor pushed.

            ‘She’s all I think of—’

            ‘In a different way. Less—selfishly. Think of her before yourself.’

            What a fool. There was no me before her. This was no romantic love, no Romeo and Juliet too young to guess that another love would follow, maybe, likely, one stronger, more worthy of poison and knife. Or maybe worthy enough to need neither. I’d already doubled Romeo’s years and knew no other love awaited, certainly never one to compare with this, my first and last. That certainty was poison and knife enough, twisting in me.

            He tried another twist. ‘She’s not happy this way. You must see that.’

            What poisoned most was what I didn’t see. She thanked me for the new, blooming cattleya I brought her, but didn’t stroke those velvet petals as she used to, didn’t lean forward to inhale their vanilla-ed honey. Wouldn’t sample the chocolate cake, her favourite, I baked for her.

How could I make it up to her—all the orchids I hadn’t brought in years, the cakes I didn’t bake—if she couldn’t enjoy them anymore? How could we ever write a new history, with fewer arguments from me and quicker I’m sorrys, if she’d turned impervious to both?

           For a tyrant who demanded she stay with me forever, how seldom I thanked her for every day she did.

            No future for us would also mean no time to set right the past. I had to have that time. Must wrest it from her.

            ‘She does love you,’ he offered. ‘If she didn’t—it’d be a lot easier for her to leave. You’re the only thing stopping her. She doesn’t want you to suffer—’

            ‘Good!’

            ‘So she’s suffering, instead.’ A direct stab, plunging farther. Too far. He realised it when

he heard my gasp. ‘All right, not “instead.” With you. Is that better? You’re an anchor on her.’

            ‘You say that as if it’s a bad thing. She’s my anchor, too. We all need them, don’t we?’

            ‘That depends.’ His sigh shivered through the dying orchids. ‘On whether you’re trying to ride out a storm or outrun it. She needs to run. But you’ve got to cut loose.’

            I cut him loose.

            But I couldn’t cut loose from his words. They followed me in others’ voices, in a voice inside me urging me to test them, prove them wrong.

I’d always hated—since I was a child—that weakling echo, ‘If you love something, set it free.’ If you loved something, someone, you held it, her, tight. You never let go. But I began to hear the heartbeat clang in it, metal under that Muzak. Whoever came up with it wasn’t some openhanded hero. The opposite. Yes, he was selfish, opening his hand to grasp for more. Now I could relate to it. Because between those lines was the longing to see your love returned to you in equal measure. The need to risk backing off if only for a moment, before you could feel what you dreamed, that answering rush back into your arms. The throbbing uncertainty. That you could never know where a ship might sail—whether it chose to sail at all—until you weighed anchor.

The whole point of that drivel was where it led. ‘If it comes back to you, it’s yours.’

And that sour-grapes chaser: ‘If it doesn’t, it never was.’ Well. Was she yours, or wasn’t she?

            Finally, I dared tell her in the darkest hole of night. ‘I’ll be all right. You don’t have to worry about me. If you want to go. I won’t die. I’ll manage.’ The biggest lie ever told.

            Exhausted by it, by my life’s struggle against it, I fell asleep beside her. Beside, but not touching, like the still yearning cattleya. So deeply asleep, I didn’t feel her leaving.

            A hand on my arm jerked me awake. ‘She’s gone,’ the nurse said.

            She was gone. But there, too. The velvet sweet shape of her, at last untethered from oxygen and feeding tube, from the IV drip of Dilaudid blurring but never blunting the poison and knife of cancer—worse, so much worse, than Romeo and Juliet and I ever tasted—the anchors holding her in place. Until mine lifted.

I didn’t even keep watch long enough to see her go. To catch a few words—I’m never coming back, but I am yours—or to know if she at least looked back, just once.

            Why didn’t she get a gun while she could and use it on me? Why didn’t I?

            I stared at the nurse, then at her, shocked at the treachery of it. My treachery. I’d failed her again. That’s what flooded me, right after I thought of guns. A gun was too good for me. ‘No! How could it happen when I was asleep? How could I have let myself sleep then? Just be lying there when—’

            ‘That’s often how it is.’ The nurse’s arm came around me. ‘I’ve seen it so many times. They wait until their loved one’s resting. That’s when they know it’s all right to go.’

            ‘But it wasn’t! I lied when I told her that—’

            ‘You were a good daughter to her, honey.’ She put me in the past tense where I belonged. The unrightable past. ‘Your mama’s gone home now.’

            NO. I opened my mouth to scream, but didn’t. There was no one left to hear who mattered. Who knew the bare truth.

            She hadn’t gone home. She was Home. And took it with her.

About the author

 Toni Juliette Leonetti is a lifelong resident of the San Francisco Bay Area. Her writings include short stories, poetry, plays, and a mystery novel. Her fiction has been published in Elegant Literature magazine. 'Lying There' is dedicated to her mother Della, orchid queen and eternal home. 
 
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