Monday 16 September 2024

Alice by Leonie Jarrett, afternoon tea

When she was eight, Alice Henderson briefly held the world record for filling her mouth with marbles.

Alice is Bob Morton’s brother’s great-granddaughter. That’s a mouthful isn’t it? Anyway, Bob treats Alice like his own great-granddaughter. Alice calls Bob, “Uncle Bob.” So do her parents and grandparents.

Alice is thirteen now. She is in Year 7 and her high school is near where Bob lives so she comes over for afternoon tea every Wednesday. Bob and Alice chat about this and that. Well, they did until recently anyway when Alice decided that she didn’t want to go to school any more.

As a younger child, Alice was a joker, full of joy. And it’s true about the world record. Her parents organised the people from the Guinness World Book of Records to make it official.

Alice always seemed to have lots of friends. She was good at school and good at netball. Not especially good – at school nor at netball – but good enough.

Something changed this year when she started high school. Her parents had heard about lots of nastiness at the expensive girls’ high school nearby so they had sent her to the local Catholic secondary school. Well, there was nastiness there too as it wasn’t long before Alice started making excuses about going to school. Mystery stomach aches seemed to pop up most days.

Alice’s parents, Sophie and Dave, couldn’t work out what was wrong but they knew something was wrong as Alice changed from joyful to sad; smiling and laughing to sullen and withdrawn. They were worried sick.

Sophie and Dave met with the school but the school didn’t have any answers. They didn’t know Alice “before” after all.

Alice remained silent so Sophie took her to the doctor. From there, Alice started to see a psychologist and, little by little, she started to open up to her parents. No surprises but the source of the unhappiness was “the mean girls” at the new school.

As Sophie explained, you used to be able to go home and get a breather from school and friendships and general teenage friendship dramas. Now, the mean girls followed you home. Even into your bedroom. The mean girls contacted you relentlessly on your mobile phone, your iPad and your computer. There was no getting away from them.

The “mean girls” had done nasty things like call Alice names and they had isolated her from some catch ups on the weekend and from some parties.

Apparently, one of the “get to know you” activities at Camp in the first week of the school year had been to tell the other girls something that no one knew about you. Alice told the group about her Guinness World Record for filling her mouth with marbles. Bad idea it turns out as the meanies then called her silly names like “Big Mouth” and “Marbles.”

Sophie and her Mum, Penny, had come to see Bob recently and, of course, they were talking and worrying about Alice.

Bob said to them, shaking his head, “I still don’t understand why Alice is so upset. It all just sounds like silliness to me. Nothing that dreadful.”

“All you want to do at that age is fit in Uncle Bob. You don’t want to be different. And you want to be included,” Sophie replied.

“Well, Sophie darling, I am an old man. Alice is a young girl. Anyway, it doesn’t matter if I don’t think the mean girls are really that mean. What matters is what Alice thinks.”

“That’s right Uncle Bob,” said Penny. “Alice is a thirtee year old trying to find her place in a new school and find a new group of friends so all this was dreadful to her. And, of course, it was all amplified by the 24/7 social media kids nowadays have to live with.

Alice has been internalizing everything. Stewing on it and suffering in silence. It was awful. Heart breaking for Dave and I. She just wouldn’t talk to us. Now that she’s seeing the psychologist and sharing what she’s feeling with us, we can get something sorted. ‘Put strategies in place’ is how the psychologist puts it.”

Whatever they were doing, it was working. The “old” Alice had started to return. She had even come over last Wednesday for afternoon tea with her Uncle Bob.


About the author 

 Leonie Jarrett lives in Melbourne, Australia with her husband of more than three decades, her four adult children and her two Golden Retrievers.


Leonie has variously been a lawyer and a business owner.

Now that she is semi-retired, Leonie is loving writing rivers of words. She hopes that the reader likes floating in her rivers.

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Sunday 15 September 2024

Sunday Serial:280 x 70, 34 Dangerous Currency, by Gill James, espresso

 Introduction

This collection is a collection of seventy stories, each 280 words. They were inspired by the first picture seen on my Twitter feed on a given day.

34. Dangerous currency 3 May 2019

Everyone knew that they weren't real. You only exchanged them in cyber space. If you could. They did look smart, though and huge. Bigger than the old half-crown.  And with such intricate etching.

"Well, what do you think? Will you buy some?"

"How do I know you're really from the bank?"

"Tell you what. Look up the bank's phone number and phone it. Ask for Ray Drummer."

"All right I'll do that."

David felt uneasy.  Wasn't there something about them keeping the line open? That you thought you were making a new call but in fact you were still hooked up to the fraudulent caller?.

The bank's number was already in his mobile. So he would use that rather than the land-line. He speed dialled it.

“You're quite right," said the woman at the bank. "We have no one called Ray Drummer working here."

"Can you do anything about it?"

“Not usually. But we just might be able to do something today. Go back to your land-line. Keep Ray Drummer on the phone and keep this line open as well." 

It was so easy. He spoke to someone else first and then he was put through to Ray Drummer again.

"So how many would you like? And how will you pay?"

"Can't you just take the money out of my bank account?"

"You'd have to let us have the pin number form the card."

Like heck he would.

"You're doing fine," said the woman from the bank. "Try to keep him on a little longer."

"Well, I'll have to go and look them up."

"What the fuck?"

David smiled to himself as he heard the police sirens in the background.    

About the author

Gill James is published by The Red Telephone, Butterfly and Chapeltown.  

She edits CafeLit and writes for the online community news magazine: Talking About My Generation.

She teaches Creative Writing and has an MA in Writing for Children and PhD in Creative and Critical Writing.    

http://www.gilljameswriter.com  

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Saturday 14 September 2024

Saturday Sample: Feel_good Stories by Sarah Swatridge, house wine

Introduction

Feel Good Stories is a collection of short tales chosen to make you laugh, cry and generally feel all the better for having read them. There’s something for everyone, modern, historical, coping with what life throws at you, romance, loss and a good dose of humour.

The Feast by Sarah Swatridge

Originally published in My Weekly in January 2021.

Set in Wales around 1920

Bethan walked slowly down the back staircase, deep in thought. On the bottom step, she paused, and took a deep breath. Her first job was to see Mr Thomas, the Head Butler. He would need to be told of Lady Anwen’s decision.

She jumped as Mr Thomas emerged from the staff dining hall and almost collided with her.

“Well?” he asked.

“I got it!” she blurted out and gave him a big grin. Then, composing herself, she added, more formally, “Lady Anwen has kindly offered me the role of housekeeper, so I can follow in Granny’s footsteps after all.”

“Congratulations Bethan, I had every confidence in you.  I suppose now we’ll all have to address you as Mrs Morgan?”

“Mrs?”

“Yes, you’re married to the job, so don’t forget that.”

Despite his sober warning, he gently pushed open the double doors to the dining hall to reveal practically all the members of the household, the staff, that is. It seemed they were eagerly awaiting her news. This motley group of people had become family to her, and it gave her a warm glow to know they were behind her, with the exception perhaps of Gwyneth.

A cheer went up and several of the maids came forward to give her a hug.

“I knew you could do it,” Nerys told her. “I suppose you’ll be moving down here now?”

“Dyfan! George! Come and help Mrs Morgan move her belongings,” ordered Mr Thomas.

“Oh, I’m not ready yet. You’ll need to give me a few minutes to pack up.” She told the butler. Leaning closer, she whispered, “Who is George?”

“The new footman, a wounded soldier, but eager to help. He arrived earlier.”

That evening Mrs Jones, the cook, put on a more lavish meal than usual for the staff and the Master, being the generous man he was, told Mr Thomas that each member of staff could enjoy a glass of wine with their meal, so long as it didn’t affect their ability to work.”

“One glass each mind,” Mr Thomas warned as Dyfan carried bottles up from the cellar.

It didn’t take long for Bethan to pack up her belongings and to move from the attic room she shared with Nerys, down to the housekeeper’s lounge on the ground floor.

“Settled in?” Mr Thomas asked from the open doorway.

“Oh Mr Thomas, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this,” Bethan admitted. She waved her arms about the room. “I’ve never had my own room.”

Mr Thomas coughed, “May I come in?” he asked formally.

“Of course,” Bethan told him. She’d known Mr Thomas all her life. His family had grown up on the estate just as she had done. In fact, most of the forty staff members were related in some way or another.

Mr Thomas quietly closed the door and stepped into the housekeeper’s lounge. At least that was what it was referred to, but in actual fact, it was a large room divided into three areas. There was a pair of comfortable chairs around the fireplace where Bethan could read of an evening.

In the corner, by the window, was a bureau for her to keep her accounts in order. Opposite that was another window and to one side was a small, circular table set with two chairs. This would be where the housekeeper could take tea, or interview staff.

On the far wall there was the most enormous dresser. It went from floor to ceiling and stretched along the entire wall. One section housed clean linen needed throughout the house, another stocked the very best of the china only used on high days and holidays, and only by the family. The third section contained a myriad of household items such as the silver punchbowl, Lady Anwen’s personal supply of Lavender salts which eased her aches and pains and various cleaning materials.

“If I may be so bold,” Mr Thomas began. He stood with his hands behind his back as if he were addressing the Master himself. “The role of housekeeper is a lonely one. You need to distance yourself from the rest of the staff, while still being approachable, should there be a problem. You most certainly cannot have favourites. At all times you need to be on your best behaviour in order to set a good example to the rest of us.”

“I do understand,” Bethan said. “Granny Morgan prepared me well. It’s just…”

Mr Thomas stepped forward, “May I?” he gestured to the fireside chairs.

“Please do,”

Seated together, he continued. “We were all taken by surprise by your grandmother’s sudden demise. I know it was always her intention you should follow in her footsteps, and she’s trained you well. But, with respect, you are young and will have to earn your respect. It is not going to be easy, but you can count on my support.”

“Thank you,” Bethan smiled. “I shan’t let you down. I’ll make sure Granny would be proud of me.”

 Bethan had already given her new role a great deal of thought. After all she’d been dreaming about being the housekeeper for many years, although hadn’t expected it to become reality so soon.

She knew her first, and most important job, was to earn the respect of the staff by working hard and showing that she was perfectly capable of mucking in when it was all hands-on deck, which seemed to happen more often these days.

Once she felt she’d established herself, she then wanted to introduce a few new things. There was little turnover of staff because most jobs were handed down from father to son or mother to daughter. Bethan’s own mother had died in childbirth, so she’d been brought up by her grandmother and an aunt.

This aunt now lived with her husband in a nearby village. She was a founder member of the local Women’s Institute. Bethan had been impressed by the range of talks that were now on offer to women. But more than that, the WI arranged practical training sessions and Bethan wanted to encourage her maids to join so they could learn flower arranging, cake decorating and other useful skills.

However, that evening when she joined the rest of the staff for the evening meal, she met her first challenge. It was one she’d not anticipated.

“It’s the best day of the year,” Nerys was explaining to George, the new footman. “We move the tables out into the courtyard and dance until dawn.”

Colour rose in Bethan’s cheeks; she managed to mask it from all but the watchful Mr Thomas. Nothing ever went unnoticed as far as he was concerned.

 

Nerys continued to describe the Twelfth Night meal and all the preparation that went into it. She rose and skipped along the flagstones until she caught Bethan’s disapproving eye and sat down again. “The Master and the rest of the family come down here, imagine, to the kitchens! He has the first dance with the housekeeper, and then they bid us goodnight and thankfully, turn a blind eye in the morning if we’re all a bit sleepy.”

Later that evening when all was quiet, Bethan went to call on Mr Thomas before he prepared for bed.

“But I can’t dance!” she told him. “I’m sure Granny Morgan would have taught me but…”

“Leave it with me,” Mr Thomas told her.

The following days were very busy as they prepared the house for the Christmas festivities. Thankfully everyone was in good spirits, only the Master was out of sorts as he’d gone down with a cold in the head.

Mrs Jones was appreciative of Bethan’s help in the kitchen as the family announced, somewhat late, that they had guests coming for Christmas.

Each evening Bethan sat alone by the fire at the end of the day and said her prayers. She felt it too extravagant to light the fire in her bedroom.

“Amen,” she said and looked up. She was sure she’d heard a knock. “Who is it?”

“George Watkins,” came the reply. “Mr Thomas has sent me.”

“How can I help?” Bethan told him as she pulled her shawl around her.

George was from over the Welsh border but despite his English accent he was proving a valuable member of the household. He had a pleasant disposition and willingly offered his help. He certainly hadn’t gone unnoticed by the maids. He carried himself well and was light on his feet, just occasionally she’d noticed a slight limp.

In truth she probably would never have been aware of it, but she’d caught Gwyneth mimicking him. Bethan took her aside and reprimanded her.

“I understand you need dance lessons,” he said quietly. “Don’t be alarmed. Mr Thomas has briefed me well. I shall be discreet. No one need ever know. He’ll be joining us in a moment.”

“In that case, Mr Watkins, you’d better come in and shut the door.”

A few minutes later Mr Thomas arrived and with George’s help they assembled a gramophone on the table. Mr Thomas made himself comfortable with the newspaper while George instructed Bethan. Fortunately, the household was steeped in tradition, so everyone knew exactly which dance she needed to know.

This happened each evening for the next week. Bethan was not a natural dancer but George was reassuring.

“The man always leads, so you have nothing to worry about, just follow what he does.”

At first Bethan kept stepping on George’s toes, or moving left instead of right. He was patient and charming. It surprised Bethan how much she looked forward to her nightly dances. It was a wonderful feeling being held in his arms.

“How did you learn to dance so well?” she asked.

“After the war I worked for a large family with a predominance of girls. There were seven daughters and numerous maiden aunts. Male dancing partners were in short supply and it became part of the footman’s duties to step in, so to speak, in order that none of the ladies felt left out.”

“Well, we are very fortunate to have you and I am so grateful,” Bethan told him.

“You seem to have mastered it now,” Mr Thomas remarked as he carefully folded his newspaper. “One further practise on the eve of the feast should suffice.”

“But…” Bethan began, she was reluctant to let go of George’s hand and was pleased to see he continued to hold her at the waist, “Perhaps just a little longer?”

“It’s our Twelfth Night feast, not the Grand Ball!” Mr Thomas said and ushered George away.

Christmas was a jolly occasion despite the additional workload due to elaborate meals, extra guests, and gowns to be repaired. Bethan kept her maids fully occupied and made sure she lowered her eyes if George came into the room. She missed his easy company and tender encouragement.

On the eve of the feast, Mr Thomas accompanied George to the housekeeper’s lounge and set up the gramophone. Bethan had been looking forward to the evening very much.

“There’s been a change of plan,” Mr Thomas announced. “The Master has taken to his bed. He’s not at all well. Lady Anwen has arranged for his younger brother to step in and take the first dance. He is aware of his duties, so this shouldn’t be an issue. In fact, it’ll be more like dancing with George, than the Master, and you seem to be enjoying that.”

Bethan glanced up and met George’s sorrowful eyes. “Maybe I can be permitted to have a dance with you once the family have gone back upstairs?”

She looked in Mr Thomas’ direction, “The Head Butler and Housekeeper generally retire early, so that everyone can relax and enjoy themselves without feeling inhibited,” Bethan explained.

“Maybe on this occasion,” Mr Thomas said, “we could stay for a dance, or two, but no more.”

Lady Anwen had kindly given Bethan her oldest gown. It had been adjusted so many times the material was wearing thin. Bethan had asked Gwyneth to repair it.

Nerys kindly offered to be Bethan’s lady’s maid.

“Thank you but I must speak to Gwyneth first,” Bethan said, “Gwyneth, may I have a word?” The girl looked sour. “You’ve done a marvellous job with Lady Anwen’s gown. Is needlework something you enjoy?”

“I do. It beats cleaning any day.”

“I can’t guarantee you won’t be needed to clean, but you’ll be my first choice if there’s sewing or mending to be done.” For the first time Gwyneth’s face broke into a smile, and she gave a little curtsey.

 Nerys expertly arranged Bethan’s hair, “You look like a real lady,” she said.

Mrs Jones excelled herself and put on a superb supper for them all on the evening of Twelfth Night. Once the feast was over, the menfolk carried the long wooden benches into the courtyard and the flagstone floor was swept as the musicians set up by the fireplace. There would be no need for a fire this evening as everyone would be warmed by the ale and the dancing.

Bethan had picked at her meal, anxious that she would make a fool of herself. It would undo the work she’d done to present herself as the wise and capable housekeeper.

The musical introduction began. The Master’s younger brother stepped forward and gave her a bow. Taking her hand, he led her to the middle of the dance floor. Bethan had never seen the gentleman up close. Although he resembled the Master, he could have been his son, rather than his brother. The maids would be so envious but her grandmother would have loved it!

 

Bethan took a deep breath and concentrated on the task in hand. George had taught her well, but it was like her first lesson. She was rigid with fear and didn’t relax until the ordeal was over. The family ascended the stairs and the real fun began.

Dyfan stood on the bottom step, so he could be seen, and became the caller for the evening. It took the pressure off, and meant anyone could join in because Dyfan told them what they needed to do.

George appeared at her side, “Well done,” he whispered. Aloud he said, “Mrs Morgan, may I have the honour of this dance?”

“Thank you, Mr Watkins, it would be a pleasure.”

For the first time George and Bethan were able to talk without being overheard. Others promenaded around them. Even Mr Thomas had scooped Nerys up in his arms and was leading her around the dance floor.

“I was worried the Master would want to stay and dance more, or worse still, take you away with him.”

“I very much doubt that,” Bethan laughed. “I was so nervous; he must have felt he was dancing with a washboard!”

“You seem relaxed now,”

“I am. Thank you so much for your help. I’m in your debt,” she told him.

“Maybe you can help me,” George said, “In my previous household, they held regularly monthly dances, not just for them upstairs, but for servants too, obviously in separate venues. Everyone agreed it made the servants feel like a big family and we worked together better.”

“I see,” Bethan said with a big smile.

“I thought you might, but what about Mr Thomas? We’d need his approval.”

 

Together they glanced over toward the Head Butler who was still dancing. This time with Gwyneth.

“I think, perhaps,” Bethan said, “that might not be as difficult as we thought. Leave it with me.”

Bethan allowed herself two further dances and then slipped out of the room to allow the maids their freedom from her watchful eyes. Reluctant as she was to leave the dancing, she was looking forward to mulling over George’s suggestion. This was exactly the sort of thing she’d been hoping to introduce. She knew from experience how hard they all worked. An evening such as tonight would lift the spirits. A happy household would be more efficient to run which would, in turn, make her life easier…and yes, she’d have the perfect excuse to dance with George once more.

 

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About the author 

As a child Sarah Swatridge had an imaginary friend called Charlie who lived under the bath with his family. Ever since then, she’s been creating unusual characters and setting them in awkward situations, challenging them to come through it all with a smile on their face.

Her librarian parents encouraged her. She grew up in a house full of books and her mother, Betty O’Rourke, was also a published writer. They bought her an electric typewriter for her 21st and she’s never looked back.

Sarah now has ten Large Print novels on the library shelves published by Ulverscroft. She’s had more than a hundred short stories published in women’s magazines, worldwide, and a number of plays performed by theatrical groups.

Having studied history at Reading University, she’s often drawn back to the past for her inspiration. She now lives in a quiet village with her sports-mad husband and feels blessed to have both her sons and their lovely long-term girlfriends within walking distance.

If you’ve enjoyed Sarah Swatridge’s style, you’ll find longer stories (novellas) in the Large Print section of your local library.

You’ll find more short stories from Sarah on the Café Lit Magazine website http://cafelit.co.uk

Her novels are available on Amazon bookstore